Then, later, I saw this:
You know, a giant frog in a trailer.
Iron (calf) Man - 1
(Lake) Iron Monger - 0
I ran around the lake, non-stop! Only a couple of weeks ago I was a 97-pound weakling and now I can jog around lakes. Thankyou C25K, turns out it works!
(this was 3.5K but hey, getting there)